It Took Two

In april i was hit up by the brotherly duo directors TWiN to be a part of their Qdept Director Series.

Twas a cool idea: pic a couple of artists, send us their favorite songs, give us 30mins in front of a camera to illustrate a piece influenced by the music...then throw a party to display the film and the art.

fantastic.

check out my lil banger. i figured irreverence called for custom type, duh:

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'The Good Lawd Saith Dance'

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> > > now back to Jonathan & Josh.

these two are pretty amazing talents. how the fuck'd that happen to TWINS?! I especially love their humor, it definitely seeps into the work also. check 'em out H E R E.

story tellers, these two.

...some stills:

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Ive been having a ton-o-fun with my trusted sharpie.

the event was also a good time....i promised them i'd start a dance-off. it happened.

soon, steady hands

- jelsen

Lassies & Gentlemen

January 25th is Robbie Burns Day - the world's largest annual celebration of the work of any writer. Please, google it.....how'd this day of whiskey, slurred speeches, bagpipage, stews, and folk dancing exist so long without any of my knowledge?

oh - im not scottish. that's it.

Well, Doug & Nicole let me adopt-a-culture for a day and here's how they done do it:
yes - they had official [printed] programs!
Turn for my 'Toast To The Lassies':

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Oh Sweet Sweet Lassies
How benevolent your ways

With bodies as solid as a chassis
And sweet minds that remold like clay

There are far too many accolades to simply display
But because of you, oh sweet lassie, we are all here today.

Placenta Placenta - you were first my home
And look how mighty strong i now have grown!

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Oh Sweet Sweet Lassies
How seductive your souls

With breasts ripe like pomegranates
And asses that most find tough to manage

Those lips so soft
My penis exalts

Vagina Vagina - you are my favorite home
And look how mighty strong i now have grown!

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Oh Sweet Sweet Lassies
How multifaceted your modes

With frontal lobes too complex for mere lads to hone
You gracefully achieve both career and tidy abodes

Sweet natural scents never leave you alone
We lads proudly lend you our throne

Intellect Intellect - you are my elusive home
And look how mighty smart i now have grown!

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Oh Sweet Sweet Lassies
You prance with such confidence

With voices high pitched and index finger as waving evidence
You get your ways with nearly no hesitance

From us lads you are forever in need of more attention
If not satisfied you use manipulation called pussy retention

Philanges Philanges - you are consistently my new home
With a firm stride and altering grips....there is none better thing known.

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Oh Sweet Sweet Lassies
Let us Laddies rise to salute thee
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Too much fun. Just the right amount of 'too much' fun.

thanks guys!
- jelsen

The first At Last

When Barack pulls away and tells her something and Michelle giggles, tilts her head and looks into his eyes...she looks like she FEELS so beautiful. I know exactly what was said during this dance. Finally in front of everyone, showing your complete and utter love to each other. In public, but yet in the complete privacy of just the two of you. I love them. I really do. 

And I think the President has a little singing talent bottled inside, no?

-bahareh