Lisa vs Diddy

The oh so wonderful Lisa decided to bring a few of her friends to NY to celebrate the big 3-0. The night started at our favorite neighborhood spot, Abistro, for a yummy yummy dinner and after that we took the party over to the annual Prince vs Michael Jackson dance party at BLVD. 

Can't wait to see what you do for your 40th, Lisa! Fly us all out to Phi Phi, perhaps perhaps?

(Jels kept it classy with his pinky))

(I am the worst celebrity whore when drunk)

-bahareh

Made it to the Big screen

We all know how Jelsen has his sticker sticking down. He knows where to stick - so they won't be taken down and he knows how to stick - so he won't get caught. Hey, he even has his own crew of sticker stickers all over the world.

A couple of weeks ago our buddy, Mawuse, informed him that she had been to a pre-screening of the new Biggie Smalls movie, "Notorious" and caught a glance of a Jelsen Jargon sticker in it.

In a moment of extreme boredom today, I decided to watch the film online and there, 11minutes in, is an actor doing pull ups against a lamp post and a very familiar sticker staring at me. Can't wait to see this movie on the big screen (no pun intended)! Good job sticking it, husband.

-mrs Jelsen Jargon

Diesel's XX + X Party

After my drink-all-day saturday and Bahareh's work all day we met up and headed to Diesel's XXX party.

Confetti was on full force. Famous people too.
Bumped into a bunch of folks. Here's Fly Lady Di. And we stole some of her sweet stuff......and here's Marty Markowitz, Brooklyn Borough President. I dont think ive ever seen a pic of this dude not smiling. Simon was so sincere about teaching Greg and i how to do the 'To The Wiiiiirl!' move. I was [trying] to tell him the move's more like 'To The Moooooon, Sucka!'. He won.

Jess exhibited how a lady double-fists: both pinkies erect.These guys. These guys. ha.
Bahareh was convinced they were on ecstacy. When they were well into a 7min lip-lock the guy on the right turned around and leaned in to kiss me....and then tried his charm on B.

He was having proper fun.Yep - that's M.I.A.'s preggars belly. I guess most people already knew this but to me it was a surprise.

Oh, Whitney!

- jelsen

B&J Anatomy

.....now that's just beautiful sex.

- jelsen