Bahareh's Bday Nonsense

Never celebrated your bday as a married woman before? Here's a step by step recipe ;

1. Start the day eating pizza and drinking diet coke.
2. Do long over due laundry.
3. Tequila shots!
4. Meet up with friends for corn and beer at the Outpost.
5. Bday cake surprise. "Yum".
6. Walk to the park, watch the fire flies and make out with your husband.
7. Skip your way to Mickey D's and eat a Big Mac in less than 30 seconds.
8. Take a cab home cuz you're too full to walk now.