Brand new baby

I tried to think of a clever thing to say about this, but nothing beats "my husband surprised me with a new computer". Finally I feel connected to the world again! My new laptop is amazing. It starts up by the push of a button, it writes the words as I'm typing them and it doesn't smell like someone farted on it. Nope. It smells like a baby. A brand new, electronic baby.

As for my husband, he smells like he just got laid.

An evening with Jelsen and Stoli vodka

Wednesday night was just another day in the life of Jelsen Jargon. Music was blasting, people were boozing and Jelsen was working. This time around he was working in front of a crowd of over 1000 people who all came out to watch these four awesome designers...design. He teamed up with our buddy Guillo and together they made us "oooh", "aaah" and giggle.
-bahareh

Bah Bah Black Sheep Tix

Ey folks. Black Sheep performing at Highline Ballroom.....for $.01per ticket.
...and i bought 5. why? odds are ima give em away to 4 lazy friends who forgot to buy their own tickets before the show got sold out.

- jelsen