Good Morning // 27

Guess who's dogsitting? Yep, Jelsen.

A friend of ours needed a watcher for a couple of hours. The very first thing she did was take a piss on our floor. aaaaaaaaaaaw.

Guess what her name is...................................................................................................................................................................................................it's "MAYBE"!

Damn, good name right?
She's quiet, friendly, and loves hip hop.

who the fuck is Leroy?

- jelsen

Last Week's Interestings // 30

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Park Slope Type 'n' Thangs

- jelsen

Wiggin Out Walruses

Last night The Queen and i headed to W A L R U S for their annual Wig + Karaoke Party. Its been a good long while since seeing these mighty folks at their best:
Bahareh and i started it off with a duet:

We completely tanked. I didnt know the lyrics at all but the dance moves were second nature to me.

Some role playing:
My favorite karaoke song of all time......"Rooooooooooooooxanne!"

Mike decided to take a drunken powernap mid-ballad. Deacon, however, carried on full-force:

And here's that 'Girls Gone Wild-esque' photo. ha.

We had a great time via W A L R U S.
thanks guys!

- jelsen

QUOTABLES // 07

"...you know what? i think i just work better with makeup on.."

- Bahareh while sitting on the couch writing.

BMW 2002 Sighting // 02

Im at it again. This lil guy was on Carlton Ave. off of Lafayette on my walk back home earlier today.
Check out the faded BMW emblem. Either the owner chose not to replace it out of thrift OR plainly because it really does look sexy monochromatic.

hi 5 to that guy.
- jelsen

Jargon Desktop : Nov 18, 2008

I just designed this typeface called The Clapper. I'd love to have sex with the 'K'

wife says no,
- jelsen

I love this girl

I am obsessed with her. I want to make her my friend. My best friend. My coolest friend. 

Where are you, Tavi, and when can we hang?

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Untitled from Tavi G on Vimeo.

Maybe it's because she reminds me of myself? Creepy, I know...Not the girl, but that I like her so much because she reminds me of me...Regardless, when I was her age I used to make tapes (wow, I feel ancient right now) and ramble on about what I think and what tickled my fancy and what upset me and such and give them to my friends to listen to. I had a red double tape boombox and sometimes, when I felt extra melancholic, I would play sad music in the background as I was taping my rambles.  Kinda the old version of vlogging, no?

Untitled from Tavi G on Vimeo.

Ps. Her mom is from Norway. We are destined to be friends. Seriously. And if I can't have her as my friend, I'm gonna make babies and raise them up to be just like her. I told you I'm obsessed. O b s e s s e d .

Prop 8

Seriously, America. Seriously.

- jelsen

Good Morning // 26

mass,
- jelsen

BMW 2002 Sighting // 01

Everyone's allowed to own 2-3 'dream cars' in their lifetime. The BMW 2002 proudly adorns the 2nd top spot on my list.

Eventually i'll post a photo of my very own 2002 fixer-upper. It's part of my 'Wife, 3 Kids, Brooklyn Brownstone' life plan. Im on schedule so far....
I spotted this beauty on 15th st & 10ave.

- jelsen

Last Week's Interestings // 29

- jelsen