Saturday, January 31, 2009
Friday, January 30, 2009
To be young again
Oh, Oslo
The next few weeks they are showing "Blade Runner", "The Fountainhead" and "Brazil". I'll dedicate a post to the first person who can tell what these movies all have in common.
Thursday, January 29, 2009
Refugee camp
Encore
Last Weeks Interestings // 38
Haha [DC]:
Made new friends barside [ DC ]: Project Culture Vulture
Had Ethiopian food [ DC ]:
Went to the National Portrait Museum [ DC ]:
Met up with Ellie [ DC ]:
....and we somehow ended up here just after sunset: oops!
Got back to Brooklyn Cruising w/ Steph & Rodney:
Finally partied w/ the Triple B's:
Giggled at Alexis:And was right in the middle of it:
- jelsen
Wednesday, January 28, 2009
Lassies & Gentlemen
January 25th is Robbie Burns Day - the world's largest annual celebration of the work of any writer. Please, google it.....how'd this day of whiskey, slurred speeches, bagpipage, stews, and folk dancing exist so long without any of my knowledge?
oh - im not scottish. that's it.
Well, Doug & Nicole let me adopt-a-culture for a day and here's how they done do it:
yes - they had official [printed] programs!
Turn for my 'Toast To The Lassies':
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Oh Sweet Sweet Lassies
How benevolent your ways
With bodies as solid as a chassis
And sweet minds that remold like clay
There are far too many accolades to simply display
But because of you, oh sweet lassie, we are all here today.
Placenta Placenta - you were first my home
And look how mighty strong i now have grown!
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Oh Sweet Sweet Lassies
How seductive your souls
With breasts ripe like pomegranates
And asses that most find tough to manage
Those lips so soft
My penis exalts
Vagina Vagina - you are my favorite home
And look how mighty strong i now have grown!
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Oh Sweet Sweet Lassies
How multifaceted your modes
With frontal lobes too complex for mere lads to hone
You gracefully achieve both career and tidy abodes
Sweet natural scents never leave you alone
We lads proudly lend you our throne
Intellect Intellect - you are my elusive home
And look how mighty smart i now have grown!
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Oh Sweet Sweet Lassies
You prance with such confidence
With voices high pitched and index finger as waving evidence
You get your ways with nearly no hesitance
From us lads you are forever in need of more attention
If not satisfied you use manipulation called pussy retention
Philanges Philanges - you are consistently my new home
With a firm stride and altering grips....there is none better thing known.
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Oh Sweet Sweet Lassies
Let us Laddies rise to salute thee
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Too much fun. Just the right amount of 'too much' fun.
thanks guys!
- jelsen